I love DC. And I’m not talking about myself.
we are groot
some say the world will end in fire // some say in ice
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
"But in reality, he’s the coolest one."
"I’ve been with my same girl for a long time, who I love very much."
"My boyfriend likes to call me “country heart, city mouth”.”
"I was with my partner in crime.”
”[…] to my love, and to the world’s greatest man.”